Concerning piranhamoose:

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    Piranhamoose!

    Sometimes an overextended dad needs a diversion guaranteed—guaranfreakingteed—to keep his kid occupied for a few minutes.

    Play the music and stare into the enigmatic eye of the piranhamoose.

    Works every time.

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    This may well be the greatest Wondermark of all time.

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