Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.

Leonardo da Vinci (via amplequotes)

Just one of many examples of yoga mastery at Yoga for Drunks.

I probably shouldn’t be laughing but…come on! How can you not?

Tonight, let it be Löwenbräu.

Finally…a legitimate use for Glyphboard.

Why am I suddenly feeling like a fool?

This way the web isn’t just this thing on the side that only appears in browsers. It’s everywhere. It’s the oxygen of modern computing.

A book must be the axe for the frozen sea inside us.

Franz Kafka

They could have gone with something schmaltzy like “Time of Your Life” or “Beautiful Day”. Or, having made the inspired choice of Queen, they might have missed the mark with “You’re My Best Friend” or even “Crazy Little Thing Called Love”.

But no, these two glorious bastards picked “Don’t Stop Me Now”. And that, my good friends, is why Brian and Eileen are my wedding music video heroes.

If I die, who will teach the children about Bo Diddley?

Dr. Johnny Fever

Parenting Milestone: Today our son shoplifted his first toy.

Next up: The Pigeon Drop.

The Wisdom of Two-Year Olds

Me: You want to go inside?

He: We can't.

Me: No? Why not?

He: We have to see everything.