hangoeuvre
noun /hæŋœ’vrə/
The sum of an inebriate’s lifework.
There is nothing quite so cheering as an infectious laugh. (via)

Sometimes an overextended dad needs a diversion guaranteed—guaranfreakingteed—to keep his kid occupied for a few minutes.
Play the music and stare into the enigmatic eye of the piranhamoose.
Works every time.
When did they let Willie Aames into The Velvet Underground?
40 years ago a 38-year-old man took mankind’s first step onto another world.
I’m 38, and I’ll consider it a grand accomplishment if I can get my son to stop picking his nose and handing me the contents.
I have a new milestone to achieve.
I think matthewb sums it up nicely:
On the occasion of the 40th anniversary of the moon landing, achieved on less processing power than a cellphone, Buzz Aldrin thinks further afield in The Washington Post.
To infinity and beyond, Buzz.